The Three Envelopes

I heard this years ago while I did contract work at MCI.  We had a project that didn't make a lot of sense and where partner teams joined in case it was successful without any commitment that would risk their other work if it failed. One of the senior people said that our project would never be a failure.  The company would reprioritize and put the software on the shelf for later use. That use would never come.  6 months later that happened. They did the right thing by ignoring the tyranny of sunk cost but did the wrong thing with the face-saving action plan that wasn't necessary.

The Joke ran as follows.

A new CxO takes over.

    On their desk is a box with a note on top.
    Inside the box are three envelopes.

    A handwritten note on top of the three envelope says
            In case of trouble - Open the top envelope

    This buys some time

Some Amount of Time Later

    They start to understand the scope of the challenge and fall behind.
    They open the First Envelope

    The note from the first envelope says
        Blame your predecessor
    And they do blame their predecessor

    That buys some time

Some Amount of Time Later

    The issues pile up. They fall behind again
    They open the Second Envelope

    The note from the second envelope says
        Reogranize
    And they do reorganize

    That buys some time

Some Amount of Time Later

    The problems and challenges continue and are insurmountable
    They open the Third Envelope
    The note from the third envelope says
        Make Three Envelopes

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Revision History

Created 2023 02
Reformatted 2026 07

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